Fingering Aggression

Get your measuring tapes out, everyone! Edmonton researchers say that the relative length of fingers in males is linked to male aggression.

The researchers found that shorter second-to-fourth finger ratios predicted proneness to physical aggression, but not other types of aggression, and only in men, not in women.

Because mothers are always to blame for this sort of thing, the differences are apparently determined by hormonal levels in the womb.

One would expect that Dubya's second fingers will be shorter and Mr. Dithers' longer. Or is it the other way around? This is likely the very reason why our PM and their Prez are meeting at Baylor. President Fox will report on the results next week!